Irony and Self-Deprecation

I downloaded a .pdf of Twilight, just so I could see if it is as incredibly stupid as it sounds, and it totally is. I had to stop reading when I realized that the vampires willingly go to High School. They don't even go to high school to hunt, they just go to High School. Seriously, wtf? Also, I can't stand all the emo and this girl's teenage anxieties. I had enough of that shit when I was in high school, thank you very much.