So there's a new newspaper at my school, and it makes me lol so much. It's called The Sentinel and someone left a copy on the table I ate lunch at today, so I read the front page which described the purpose of the paper, and a few of the articles. It is a paper for 'intellectual conservatives' to express their opinions. What I've read was really badly written, and there was a sentence that was just a big confusing clusterfuck and I really wish I could remember the exact words. It said something like, "We'll let you know when things are going right, and we will inform you when things are not going right." That may not be exact, but it was that awkward and the word 'right' was definitely used, and that's what confuses me. Do they mean well? Or right-wing? If they meant 'well' then that is just awkward as fuck.
There was another sentence that really made me lol, I don't remember it word for word, but it was basically, "You might feel like you're the only one [conservative] on campus, but you're not alone!"
WHAT? There are conservatives at the University of Utah!? I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED! The UofU is a bit left-leaning, but I honestly do not believe that there is a shortage of conservatives at this university. We are no Berkeley.
I have a theory: they started The Sentinel because The Chronicle didn't accept their shitty writing, which is saying something since the caliber of writing in The Chronicle is not that spectacular, and they called liberal oppression.
It's hard out in Utah for a conservative, they can't express their opinions! Except for the fact that they express their opinions all the damn time and are in charge of the state!
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