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Christian Bale should really kill Jared Leto in more films. In fact, I think that should be a requirement for all movies.
This is hilarious
Twilight wank and Breaking Dawn reactions have brought me so much joy! Thank you SMeyer, for bringing the wank and the funny books.
OH! I decided to write my own Young Adult novel, because I'm pretty much convinced that a lot of teenage girls will read anything as long as there's a love story slapped on. It's about a girl named Rosalind who falls in love with a pirate who's a virgin. Or maybe a were-panther that's a virgin. I'm not sure yet. It's difficult, because I have to make the premise exotic, but the characters as boring as possible. hmmm.
Twilight wank and Breaking Dawn reactions have brought me so much joy! Thank you SMeyer, for bringing the wank and the funny books.
OH! I decided to write my own Young Adult novel, because I'm pretty much convinced that a lot of teenage girls will read anything as long as there's a love story slapped on. It's about a girl named Rosalind who falls in love with a pirate who's a virgin. Or maybe a were-panther that's a virgin. I'm not sure yet. It's difficult, because I have to make the premise exotic, but the characters as boring as possible. hmmm.
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