Twit

[gigglestheblood]

• 00:10 Will Cheney shooting a man in the face ever stop being funny? My eventual cause of death: laughing myself to death thinking about it. #
• 00:12 Holy shit! I just saw a Star Trek trailer and Chris Pine totally pulled off the Kirk!Smirk! SO EXCITED! #
• 01:10 I used my brain for once and I looked at my throat in the mirror. bright red with white spots! I has strep. God damnit. #
• 13:11 Sitting in the student health center. waiting for throat culture. bored out of my skull. #
• 13:28 Good news: not strep. Bad: slight chance that it's mono. fuuuuuuuuck #
• 13:29 Hopefully it's just viral but yeah, the slight chance of mono is still scary. #
• 15:57 *sigh* I don't know what I'm going to wear to gaybutante tomorrow. #
• 20:38 Okay, the Twilight Rifftrax is hilarious, and the movie by itself is making me laugh my ass off. #
• 20:41 If he doesn't want to be in her biology class, he could just fuck on out of there TO ANYWHERE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD! HE IS IMMORTAL! #
• 20:41 God, as annoying as Buffy/Angel was, at least he didn't start going to high school. #
• 20:44 lol, I love how Edward looks like Zoolander. #
• 20:47 Some MAGNIFICENT makeup in this film. My god. #
• 20:49 The vampires are hurting my eyes. #
• 20:53 Edward is so scary. Not in the hot way. #
• 20:53 Remember the first time we saw Angel lurking, and he had a super hot smirk on his face? Unfortunate clothes, but it was 1996. #
• 20:58 If a man approached you and he acted like Edward, wouldn't you punch him in the face/bust out the pepper spray? #
• 21:03 @shwahaha It's worth it. The film is very painful, but the rifftrax is hilarious. #
• 21:08 Wow, that scene in the car was really painful. What was he trying to emote exactly? Severe constipation? #
• 21:11 I shuddered when Edward said the word, "sex" repeatedly. God he is so so creepy. #
• 21:15 This film just had the most pointless flashback ever. She sees a dead body and then see's Edward's face, and then Edward from a distance. #
• 21:15 And that was it #
• 21:16 Rifftrax: "The love child of Matthew Perry and powder." re: Edward. So so true. #
• 21:17 The music makes me think something interesting should happen, but all I see is Edward and Bella walking up a hill. #
• 21:19 AND WE HAVE SPARKLES! #
• 21:19 SPARKLY VAMPIRES, FOLKS! I love that he jingles too. #
• 21:21 Edward Cullen is: Speedy Gonzales #
• 21:25 Edward: *stares* Bella: *stares* Edward: *stares more* Both: *glance at something briefly* and then *falls in love for no reason at all* #
• 21:26 Seriously? Is that how it works? You stare at someone for a few hours and you fall in love with them? These people have barely spoken! #
• 21:28 @shwahaha I have spent so much money on Rifftrax commentaries, you have no idea. XD #
• 21:30 You know what I'm looking forward to? The sequel where Edward gnaws on Bella's uterus. Kid's books sure have changed since I was a youngin'! #
• 21:40 I'm not completely certain about what's happening. I think I'll stop spamming Twitter/Facebook and I'm going to just pay attention to it. #

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