Movie Meme Two, or, if it were a bad 80s sequel, Too

[gigglestheblood]

I'm doing this for agnespennyworth since Haley guessed all of them before she got a chance. All of you can still guess if you want of course.

1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions



1. Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? (I know it's obvious, but it's my favorite part) Beetle Juice, guessed by pepperlandgirl4

2. Shut up, you American. You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say "let me tell you something" and "I just wanna say." Well, you're dead now, so shut up. Monty Python and the Meaning of Life guessed by agnespennyworth

3. I am not putting shoe polish on my face, thank you. Mannequin guessed by pepperlandgirl4

4. Old man, you give those dogs another piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you 'til you're dead! Moonstruck guessed by anne_jumps

5. Why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's *not* a genius? Do you especially think I'm *not* a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?

6. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick? Donnie Darko guessed by anne_jumps

7. They had this look in their eyes, totally cold, animal. I think they were young Republicans. and here's another one because the first one amused me, but the second one gives you a better idea of what the movie is: Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador, like I'm ever going to Spain anyway.

8. I would love to see this town in the autumn. I think Crabbeville in autumn would look quite magnificent. I would have made tiny little leaves, oak, poplar, maple, chestnut, and spread them across the town of Crabbeville. Magnificent. A Mighty Wind guessed by agnespennyworth

9. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! American Psycho guessed by nerdork

10. That's cause I've been drinking bitch! Hancock guessed by pepperlandgirl4

11. The central message of Buddhism is not "every man for himself". A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by utterblissikins

12. I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that. Say Anything guessed by nerdork

13. No, no. No, see this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea. 28 Days Later Guessed by agnespennyworth

14. To my son - I tell him I will see him again soon. To keep his heels down while riding his horse. To my wife... that is not your business. Gladiator guessed by themearas and laurens_bonanza

15. Hanky can't help it if he was born crazier than a shit house rat!

Comments

[nerdork.livejournal.com]

9. TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD! -- American Psycho.

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

Correct!

[nerdork.livejournal.com]

...And I think 12 may be Say Anything?

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

Yep!

[pepperlandgirl4.livejournal.com]

1. Beetlejuice
3. Mannequin
10. Hancock

[utterblissikins.livejournal.com]

11. "REMEMBER WANDA!"

I freaking love it.

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

Correct!

lol, win. That movie is just too hilarious and awesome.

[othersideoftime.livejournal.com]

#14 Is Gladiator :)

[laurens-bonanza.livejournal.com]

No! "Hey, Paul!" I knew the American Psycho one! I just finished reading the book and a co-worker and I have been quoting it back and forth to each other all week. We were doing a crossword today and Lassie was one of the answers so I had to ask her if she knew about Ted Bundy.

But I do know that #14 is Gladiator, right?

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

6. Why do I think Chasing Amy or Mallrats?

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

Well, it is pretty similar to a long Kevin Smith monologue, complete with pop culture rant and dick joke, but it's actually from Donnie Darko.

[thisficklemob.livejournal.com]

Rats. Guess I should watch DD again. *g*

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

#4 is Moonstruck! I love that line.

[anne-jumps.livejournal.com]

And #6 is Donnie Darko :)

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

:( i didnt know you had posted it. let me know next time.

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

13. 28 Days Later
8. A Mighty Wind. Magnificent

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking 2 is Monty Python's Meaning of Life. I recall the "Let me tell you something" in the funny accent...

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

It is from Meaning of Life, but I think you're thinking of the French waiter who said, "Let me tell you something" and not Death who said that line at the dinner party.

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

ahhh.. right ok.

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

is 5. a Woody Allan movie?

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

nope.

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

7 is Clueless. no?

[gigglestheblood.livejournal.com]

No.

[agnespennyworth.livejournal.com]

dang. i should have known 5