It's a lamer version of the Midas myth. If such a thing could exist.

[gigglestheblood]

I just saw that Skittles commercial about a guy who turned everything he touched into Skittles. Just a weird silly Skittles commercial, but I seriously started thinking about if I had that power how depressing it would be. Mostly because I would turn everybody and everything around me into Skittles, and I love Skittles, just not that much. And who would want such a lame ability anyway? It's obviously a bad idea from the get go. Even if you didn't turn your family and friends into Skittles, wouldn't you eventually get tired of Skittles? I can't even finish a bag, let alone the equivalent of like, a desk. Also, wouldn't the whole earth just turn into Skittles because of your feet? Is there a clause that says feet don't count? That's what always bugged me about the Midas myth. His clothes didn't immediately turn into gold. And, why am I thinking about these random things that are impossible, stupid and not meant to be taken literally (in the case of the actual Midas myth)?

Right, I think I'll just go to sleep now.