gigglestheblood: (Reno 911 gaycitement)
( Feb. 26th, 2009 07:38 pm)
Q: What is your favorite body part (on yourself) and why?

A: Myface has been compared to New Hampshire’s “Old Man in the Mountain” (before it fell), and I’ve been called Lurch from “The Addams Family,” so there’s not a lot to choose from, but I’d have to go with my better-than-Rod-Blagojevich hair.


In other news probably only funny to me: tonight at the LGBT center we were talking about this advice columnist that we read for lolz, and what's hilarious about her is that her most used recommendation is "Masturbate more." So we were saying things like, "I ruined dinner, what should I do?" "Masturbate more!" "My husband left me because I'm a sex addict." "Masturbate more!" etc. And then someone said something like, "Everybody masturbates," and one guy replied with, "It's like breathing for me." I think my response was a combination of lack of food and exhaustion because I laughed so hard I almost collapsed.

Tomorrow I'm going to a pot luck, and one of the people going includes a vegan. So a vegan, someone a low carb diet, and people who just eat whatever they want are going to make food for eachother. Um, yeah, things are getting complicated. Basically the vegan can't eat meat or dairy, which are now my two main food groups since I'm off carbs. (We figured out today that we could go out to pizza together because he could eat the crust and the sauce, and I could eat the cheese and the toppings.) Anyway, I think we figured things out. I'm going to make Jello, which he can't eat but everybody said it was cool that I bring it, and he's going to make a vegetable curry, since veggies are basically the only things we can both eat. I'm not sure what other people are bringing, but it's going to be good times with board games! Ah the crazy party life that I live.

I think that's the end of this post, but here's my other favorite John Kerry quote from that interview:

Q: How often do you Google yourself?

A: When I was growing up, the priests taught us to think that was a sin.

okay, okay, this one too:

Q: Bonus Round: Who would win in a street fight, Pat Buchanan or John McLaughlin?

A: Trust me, we’d all be winners in that scenario.
gigglestheblood: (Father Ted very dark caves)
( Feb. 11th, 2009 01:54 pm)
Goddammit, this is making me hate Tucker Carlson a little bit less than usual. But only a little bit.

Also, this 'question' cracked me up: You're my second favorite conservative. You're second to Bill Kristol, because he insists on going on The Daily Show every few months and letting Jon Stewart just smack him all over the studio. Got to respect that. XD lmao

edit: bit of a glitch with HTML. Damn you, rich text!
gigglestheblood: (Top Gear Outdoor Pursuits)
( Jan. 21st, 2009 07:35 pm)

Happiness meme

This picture )

Other news:

When the city isn't that smoggy, on the good days, I can see the Great Salt Lake and the mountains beyond it from campus. And that is quite a distance. It's really pretty in that desert-y barren way. It hasn't snowed for the last few weeks, so the city is really smoggy, today I could barely see the buildings in downtown SLC because of the pollution. Also, breathing sucks. Hopefully it's going to rain/snow tomorrow. I don't like walking in the rain/snow, but I can actually breathe when it's snowing.

gigglestheblood: (Obama Utah)
( Jan. 20th, 2009 02:45 pm)
I had to leave the house to catch my bus in the middle of Obama's speech, but fortunately I have a radio in my MP3 player so I got to listen to the rest of the Inauguration. :D It was an incredible speech and I still can't quite believe it really happened. Bush is actually gone, it's astonishing.

Today in class my professor said that we should enjoy this feeling because it's a rare moment in our lives where we actually feel human.
gigglestheblood: (Blackadder Subtle Plans!)
( Jan. 5th, 2009 10:47 pm)
I am so so so happy that Al Franken won the seat. :D But I have a secret. A part of me, a very very small minute part of me, wanted him to lose so he could write another awesome book about politics from 2006 to 2008. But actually being in the Senate is much better. Now let's hope he gets to help do all the awesome things he predicted the 111th congress would accomplish at the end of The Truth (With Jokes). Also, I love that Norm Coleman is bitching about disfranchisement when he's the one who didn't even want a recount in the first place.

Oh! I made a new icon. It's a quote from Blackadder's Christmas Carol, and it makes me laugh everytime I hear/read it. It was actually the quote that I thought of today to cheer me up while I was in the dentist chair.

(FYI dear f-list, my grammar will be especially bad for the next few days because I am a bit drugged up and in pain, so I don't care enough to attempt to polish my posts.)
gigglestheblood: (Obama Utah)
( Dec. 1st, 2008 07:50 pm)
So there's a new newspaper at my school, and it makes me lol so much. It's called The Sentinel and someone left a copy on the table I ate lunch at today, so I read the front page which described the purpose of the paper, and a few of the articles. It is a paper for 'intellectual conservatives' to express their opinions. What I've read was really badly written, and there was a sentence that was just a big confusing clusterfuck and I really wish I could remember the exact words. It said something like, "We'll let you know when things are going right, and we will inform you when things are not going right." That may not be exact, but it was that awkward and the word 'right' was definitely used, and that's what confuses me. Do they mean well? Or right-wing? If they meant 'well' then that is just awkward as fuck.

There was another sentence that really made me lol, I don't remember it word for word, but it was basically, "You might feel like you're the only one [conservative] on campus, but you're not alone!"

WHAT? There are conservatives at the University of Utah!? I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED! The UofU is a bit left-leaning, but I honestly do not believe that there is a shortage of conservatives at this university. We are no Berkeley.

I have a theory: they started The Sentinel because The Chronicle didn't accept their shitty writing, which is saying something since the caliber of writing in The Chronicle is not that spectacular, and they called liberal oppression.

It's hard out in Utah for a conservative, they can't express their opinions! Except for the fact that they express their opinions all the damn time and are in charge of the state!
Glitter Text Generator -




I don't want to go to school tomorrow! I just want to stay home and watch MSNBC all day (and Doctor Who when the news becomes a bit too much). Or, I would just like to sleep through tomorrow and wake up on Wednesday and see the results.

Anywho, young hot Howard Dean WANTS YOU...



(pic from this post.)
gigglestheblood: (Wigfield Hard to Vote)
( Oct. 24th, 2008 01:07 am)
I took this quiz in 2005, and apparently I am still a socialist.
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gigglestheblood: (Obama/Biden cute)
( Oct. 23rd, 2008 09:43 pm)
So, last night I went crazy with different TV/Movie characters over at this stupid 'Joe the Plumber' rally sign generator at McCain's website. I put a lot of innappropriate things in there, and they didn't send me the signs, but they did send me 13 signs because they weren't insulting or they didn't include the word 'analrapist'. I really hoped I would get "I am Tobias the Analrapist." Alas. Edit: Btw, use an email addy that you don't use that often. The McCain camp will send you shit other than the signs.

These are just a few of the ones I got )

Man, if the rallies weren't mobs, and if I lived in a swing state, I would totally take some of these signs to a rally.
gigglestheblood: (Obama Utah)
( Oct. 21st, 2008 08:47 pm)

On the roadtrip to and from California Haley and I listened to Al Franken's The Truth (With Jokes), which was very awesome. Hilarious, very very informative, and it had a good hopeful message even though it was wading through the shit that was the 2004 election and the Bush administration. As I was listening to it, I realized that I had no idea who the Secretary of Defense is now that Rumsfeld is gone. And tonight I realized I had no idea who replaced Alberto Gonzales as Attorney General. I was rather surprised, I feel like I should know shit like that. But I guess we don't really find out about these guys unless they fuck up massively... wait, have the new guys fucked up massively and I didn't notice because I was too absorbed in DW fandom? I'm guessing no, I don't think I was that oblivious to the world of politics. So um, yeah, there's your random incredibly unimportant story for the day.

And now for something somewhat related: I'm going to vote tomorrow! One of the early voting locations in Salt Lake happens to be in the same building as my last class. I seriously just have to walk down a flight of stairs and I'm there. I wasn't going to let my laziness stop me from voting of course, I'm very excited about the whole thing, but it's nice that I don't have to put hardly any effort into actually getting there.

gigglestheblood: (Top Gear Outdoor Pursuits)
( Oct. 13th, 2008 11:16 pm)
Snagged from [ profile] queer_theory

List your top ten favorite celebrities at the moment and answer the questions under the cut.

1. Stephen Fry
2. Eve Myles
3. James May
4. Jon Stewart
5. Sarah Silverman
6. John Barrowman
7. John Simm
8. Robert Sean Leonard
9. Jeff Tweedy
10. Barack Obama (McCain says he's a celebrity...)

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I really enjoyed this meme, but there were no questions about number 9! :(

I honestly don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. (no video, just a pic and some ABBA lyrics, but oh how they work.)

Today's gem from the candidate pads in the Union Building:

"'My Friends' *creepy smile*"

I seriously laughed right there in the middle of the Union and embarrassed myself. The rest were old man jokes or statements pointing out how useless Palin is, but none of them were especially quotable or lulz-worthy.

I love that even though I go to a school in the middle of Utah, nearly all of the things written on the pads for the last few days have been anti-McCain, pro-Obama. It warms my cold cynical heart. As Haley said, in SLC we're on an Obama island in the middle of a McCain sea. The Obama island is unfortunately gerrymandered, so it's not like it matters, but it's still nice.
gigglestheblood: (Wigfield Hard to Vote)
( Oct. 6th, 2008 09:22 pm)
Today in the Union Building there were these cardboard cutouts of Obama and McCain, (I kind of want to steal the Obama cardboard so we can have Obama, Spike and Gay!Angel in our living room) and next to the cutouts, there were two large pads with markers attached to them. So, I wrote on McCain's "Voted against the Violence Against Women Act," "Karl Rove's Puppet," and "Palin does not care about women."

Not that eloquent, I know, but it was a bit more eloquent than the other thing that was on the pad at the time: "I HATE YOU OLD MAN!"
Oh shut the fuck up about small towns. Small towns suck. Small towns are full of fucking gossipy assholes. My small town was at least. Small town mayor has actual responsiblities? Well, I think my old elementary school bus driver was the mayor of Kamas, let's make him President!

Have these people brought up any issues whatsoever? Will trying to create all this fear actually work?
gigglestheblood: (Wigfield Hard to Vote)
( Sep. 2nd, 2008 08:13 pm)
There should be a "The left wouldn't be so angry if the GOP weren't a bunch of assholes." t-shirt.

Oh, and can the word 'maverick' be stricken from the english language please?

Why are those people wearing cowboy hats?

lololololololol! Oh Thompson. You douche. Largest state of the union. That's so cute. There's only 670,000 people, she couldn't even govern northern Utah.

Also, holy crap the Daily Show set was on lock down? Jesus.

Holy shit, McCain took a picture with Nancy Reagan and Tim Russert? OMG I SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM!
gigglestheblood: (Wigfield Hard to Vote)
( Aug. 29th, 2008 12:20 pm)
OMG you guys, I am SO EXCITED for the elections now.

That anti-abortion, pro-gun, anti-gay, woman got the VP nomination. I don't think the fact that she has a vagina will get the Clinton supporters. Well, the Clinton supporters with any sense that is, which I think most of them have. I cannot believe that he just chose her to get people stupid enough to think, "Oh, she has a vagina! Clearly a good choice," and the evangelical Christians.

Who's excited to see Hillary (and probably Bill) rip her to shreds? I AM! I do not think the Clintons will just sit by while Palin becomes the first woman Vice President. Who's excited to see Biden rip her to shreds in the VP debate? I AM!

I'm very optimistic right now, but I'm sure my optimism will be shattered soon enough, like it always is, but right now, I'm excited. :DDDDDDDDD

Oh, and can anybody tell me what Feminists For Life actually do? They seem to talk about how terrible abortion is, like pro-choice people don't already know that, and I don't think they really know what being pro-choice means.


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