gigglestheblood: (Reno 911 gaycitement)
( Feb. 26th, 2009 07:38 pm)
Q: What is your favorite body part (on yourself) and why?

A: Myface has been compared to New Hampshire’s “Old Man in the Mountain” (before it fell), and I’ve been called Lurch from “The Addams Family,” so there’s not a lot to choose from, but I’d have to go with my better-than-Rod-Blagojevich hair.


In other news probably only funny to me: tonight at the LGBT center we were talking about this advice columnist that we read for lolz, and what's hilarious about her is that her most used recommendation is "Masturbate more." So we were saying things like, "I ruined dinner, what should I do?" "Masturbate more!" "My husband left me because I'm a sex addict." "Masturbate more!" etc. And then someone said something like, "Everybody masturbates," and one guy replied with, "It's like breathing for me." I think my response was a combination of lack of food and exhaustion because I laughed so hard I almost collapsed.

Tomorrow I'm going to a pot luck, and one of the people going includes a vegan. So a vegan, someone a low carb diet, and people who just eat whatever they want are going to make food for eachother. Um, yeah, things are getting complicated. Basically the vegan can't eat meat or dairy, which are now my two main food groups since I'm off carbs. (We figured out today that we could go out to pizza together because he could eat the crust and the sauce, and I could eat the cheese and the toppings.) Anyway, I think we figured things out. I'm going to make Jello, which he can't eat but everybody said it was cool that I bring it, and he's going to make a vegetable curry, since veggies are basically the only things we can both eat. I'm not sure what other people are bringing, but it's going to be good times with board games! Ah the crazy party life that I live.

I think that's the end of this post, but here's my other favorite John Kerry quote from that interview:

Q: How often do you Google yourself?

A: When I was growing up, the priests taught us to think that was a sin.

okay, okay, this one too:

Q: Bonus Round: Who would win in a street fight, Pat Buchanan or John McLaughlin?

A: Trust me, we’d all be winners in that scenario.
gigglestheblood: (TDS Corddry Unicorns)
( Feb. 26th, 2009 07:49 pm)
idk my bff.../my thread
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( Feb. 26th, 2009 11:00 pm)
  • 00:00 regarding Top Chef: What the fucking fuck was that fucking bull shit!? #
  • 09:29 I woke up early to study and I feel just as tired as I did last night. I don't think any of it's sticking. #
  • 10:17 U know how i know spring is beginning? swarms of gnats are out flying in my face. #
  • 20:14 @wilw You geeking out on Wilco made my day. #
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